Extreme Haunt Is WAY Too Scary!

I don’t even want to post this. I didn’t even like listening to the interview. I read a separate article at the same time, so I wouldn’t catch any glimpses of the video.

It’s called an “extreme haunt”… it’s so scary, you have to sign a 40-page waiver, pass tests, have a safe word. COOP ‘N I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THIS HAUNTED HOUSE! Neither of us likes scary stuff. What’s the point?

I live a big life, I’ve been around the sun a time or two or three. I’ve seen “real life scary stuff”, so why torture myself with make believe?

But… in case this is YOUR style, you can watch it on our news partner’s page at KGW.

Feel free to comment below. But give me a heads-up if you’re gonna write something frightening.