The Good Doctor, SEC Guy, is coming to town the weekend of August 28th, so we thought it necessary to speak to him this week just to make sure all his travel arrangements are in order. And boy were we glad we did because he gave an unbelievable performance.Chad first brought up the subject of Johnny Manziel’s disgraceful behavior that we have learned about over the past few weeks. You may a little surprised with the doctor’s thoughts on Johnny Football.
“You say disgrace. Here’s what you’ve got to say Chazz. You say 'Man that Heisman Trophy winner sure is a disgrace.' Say it like that first and then we can move on to part B.”
And then the good doctor brought up the ten commandments and as it turns out, there are actually a few commandments that we were not familiar with.
“Let’s put it this way Chazz, you’re familiar with the good book…Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not put the hammer on a waitress from the Perkins. It’s all in there Chad. It’s all in the book if you look deep enough.”
And then the doctor brought up the subject of making love and how the process works between he and Marjean during college football season.
“She knows ain’t nothing going on until after A & M-Alabama. Then after that, we may talk…Alabama-Auburn? Well let’s just put it this way Chazz. It’s a good thing Marjean is past her prime. Because you’d probably have about seven more Kogslotter kids running around after the last seven years with what we did to Auburn. Except for that one year with Cam – Except for that.”
This is only a taste of what the doctor brought, so make sure to listen to the hilarious interview and if you would like to interact socially with the doctor, you can follow him on twitter at @SECguy.