October 23, 2012, 7:51 pm
SEC Guy is coming in to town this weekend to take part in the Ducks-Buffaloes game at Autzen stadium on Saturday but he graced us on with his presence on Flight 750 Tuesday to check to make sure that we’re ready for the visit and to make sure we take care of a few last minute arrangements.
“I want to get a grill, I’m going to need a fryer, I need some corn meal…I need some egg whites so you’re going to need to get me eggs, buttermilk, whole milk, let me go ahead and get some flour in there…You also might want to put one of those electric ice cream making machines with the rock salt – get that going up in there also because I sure would like to make some homemade strawberry ice cream while I’m in town.”
SEC Guy also wanted to make sure we understand that just because he’s a southern gentleman, he is not a hillbilly and he does not roll around with the folks at Talladega.
“I don’t cohabitate with the Talladegans. They run around with cut-off shorts on and long ponytails, so no thank you. That’s not my crowd wearing tank-tops and cut off shirts. No Way!”
Lastly, SEC Guy states that he has no intention of checking out one of the iconic staples of Portland, Voodoo Doughnuts.
“Why, in Hades would I scurry about to go get a doughnut that’s named after Voodoo? And why in the world would Portland, who I’m guessing is as atheist as can be, even want to have some with Voodoo in there?”
Take a listen to the interview and be sure to tune into Flight 750 on Thursday and Friday to get your full dose of SEC Guy. He will be here in the studio Thursday and then he and Chad will be broadcasting live from Spirit Mountain Casino on Friday.