September 11, 2013, 6:30 pm
Alabama and Texas A&M are getting ready to square off in one of the biggest games of the year down in College Station. The good doctor, SEC Guy is getting ready to travel to Texas to check out the game and he made sure to give us his thoughts before he hits the road.SEC Guy first explains his statement that ‘Marjean is not making the trip to College Station because blood will flow.’
“What I mean by this is I don’t need her to see a snuff film, because that’s what’s getting ready to happen. It’s just going to be like that movie where Nicolas Cage saw things that he couldn’t unsee.”
The doctor also had something to say to the listeners who think Bama will struggle with A&M this weekend.
“While you’re here telling me what I’m going to do and what I’m not going to do and what Saban’s going to do and what he’s not going to do, I can’t hear so good out of this ear because there’s too many championship footballs in it. It’s kind of muffled. What you’re saying is kind of muffled and I can’t hear you behind your tears because your coach left you and went off to the pros.”
The doctor also gave us his expert opinion of the thrashing that the Crimson Tide is going to give the Aggies.
“That’s going to be 42-14 Alabama. That one won’t be too tough. Manzo-That midget has carved himself out his own destiny. All the nonsense that he’s done, this tomfoolery, this foolishness that he has been involved in, it will come home to roost on him.”
And before he left, he made sure to give us a quick preview of the Ducks game since they take on fellow SEC school Tennessee this weekend at Autzen Stadium.
"Oregon 56-10 over Tennessee. So when it happens, don’t be coming to me and saying ‘Oh looky here SEC Guy.’ I already called it."
Take a listen to the hilarious interview and if you’d like to interact with the doctor this weekend, you can follow him on twitter at @SECGuy.