August 28, 2013, 8:53 pm
With Wednesday being Chazz’s 38th Birthday, there was a very important person that just had to call in and say ‘Happy Birthday.’ Of course we’re talking about Bernie “the Wolf” Wolfson. He joined Chad on Flight 750 Wednesday to make his birthday extra special.
“For people who didn’t hear, Bernalytics takes my own, personal analytic twist and puts it on friendship and football. It’s kind of a friendball approach. Some people call it moneyball, I call it friendball.”
And then he broke down how Bernalystics and friendball actually work from a quantitative standpoint.
“For instance, Cam Newton…He’s got a good smile, which gives him a high Bernie score but at the same time on Friendball, I also take a look at his interceptions and that makes me say ‘Hmm that will lower his friendball rating a little bit.' And also he gets kind of a little bit mad and mean to people. He also cheated and stole a computer in college.”
And finally he applied the friendball approach to disgraced former NFL tight end Aaron Hernandez.
“He’d probably be in millionth place if I had a million rankings to do. Cuz one thing friendball doesn’t tolerate is murder – or alleged murder – And also angel dust.”
Take a listen to the hilarious interview and if you are interested in getting some last minute fantasy advice, you can interact with him on twitter at @BernieTheWolf. I’m sure he’d love chat with you.