July 13, 2013, 6:12 pm
Greg Fitzsimmons was a writer and Producer for the Ellen DeGeneres Show from 2003-2005. He has been a regular guest on VH1’s Best Week ever, The Howard Stern Show and the Adam Carrola Podcast. He also hosts his own show every Monday on Sirius XM Howard 101 and his own podcast on itunes called Fitzdogradio. He joined Chad on Flight 750 Friday to talk about his comedy career and his upcoming show at Helium Comedy Club.
Fitzsimmons began by talking about his recent trip back from New York. He insists that the flight back was one of the worst experiences of his life.
“I was on the flight and there was some flatulence in the air, which ok, we’re just getting settled in, it happened. And then about ten minutes later it happens again. I mean it’s bad, it’s musty, it’s like somebody needs to clean out the chute. So it happens a third time. So I get up and I say at the top of my lungs, ‘Whoever’s got gas, there’s a bathroom at the back of the plane, why don’t you use it. It’s disgusting!’ And my wife and my son both doubled over laughing.”
He also explained his key for having a long and healthy marriage.
“If there are ladies listening just relax. Just have sex with your man. The pain you will cause him is not worth it when you can just have sex with him. Lay down, think about something and have sex with your man. The marriage will be fine.”
And he continues by saying that women really don’t realize just how much power they have over men.
“Men literally will do anything you want. I will shingle a roof one weekend if I know you are going to have sex with me. I’ll kill a guy. I will hunt and kill a man if I know you’re going to have sex with me.”
Take a listen to the hilarious interview and be sure to follow Fitzsimmons on twitter at @GreFitzShow and check him out this weekend at Helium Comedy Club.