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Bernie the Wolf Mock Draft 1.0


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March 15, 2013, 8:37 pm

With the draft combine just ending a couple weeks ago, the NFL draft process is switching in to high gear and because of that we needed to track down our very favorite NFL draft expert, Bernie the Wolf Wolfson from Sensible Draft Discourse.  He joined Chad on Flight 750 Friday to give us his preliminary draft analysis.

We did talk some draft with Bernie on Friday but as always when we have “The Wolf” on the show, we were more interested in what is going on in his day-to-day life. 

Apparently Bernie has had it with some of momma’s crazy antics because for years she has been making Bernie sneak food – not snacks, but food – into the movie theater when the two decide to entertain themselves.

“Momma needs to get her snacking under control because it’s gotten to the point where it’s dangerous for me.  I don’t even like hearing momma say ‘Oh we’re going to the movies.’  I’m like ‘Oh God.  I need to like fake like I have diarrhea or something’ because I do not want to go if momma’s going to make me smuggle queso in again.”

After that comedic exchange, Bernie did get into his draft analysis.  Apparently he’s a very big fan of former USC quarterback, Matt Barkley.

“He seems like a really nice guy.  I wish he could come over and have macaroni and cheese one night.  If it was me and Te’o and Barkley and we had macaroni and cheese and Erik Estrada, I could just die and go to Heaven right there.”

And finally Bernie said he is very happy and grateful for all the support the Portland listeners have showed him, but he admits that it seems like God is playing a very cruel trick on him.

“It feels like God is punishing me because you and your whole show and all the people there are always so nice.  All the people from other cities are always so mean when I do video shows.  And I wish I could come see you but I live so far East and you’re so far West.  It’s like God just finally gave me some friends and just to taunt me he’s like “Oh yeah and by the way they live like 4,000 miles away.”

Take a listen to the interview and be sure to keep an eye on Bernie’s twitter feed (@BernieTheWolf) for all the latest news regarding the NFL draft.