January 7, 2013, 7:20 pm
With the Crimson Tide getting ready to take on the Irish in the BCS National Championship today, there was one man from Mooresville, Alabama that we just had to get on the show to preview the big game in Miami. You know who I’m talking about. The Doctor, better known as SEC Guy, joined Chad on Flight 750 Monday to give his hilarious National Championship preview.The doctor begins by offering up a heartfelt apology to Oregon fans for some of the harsh words he has issued towards Portland, and Duck fans on his little drive down through Florida.
“I want to apologize if I’ve ever disparaged you as a people because now that I’ve been here, I’ve seen what pure evil and sin looks like.”
Although, he quickly changes his tune when he shifts his focus toward last week’s Fiesta Bowl down in Glendale.
“What did you think about that faux National Championship Game, Kansas State versus Oregon? Do you realize that all you people were calling for that at one point? And at one point, before God and Jesus stepped in to clean things up, that’s what we were headed for…We darn near had that mess for our National Championship.”
We all know where SEC Guy stands in his rooting interest and he implies that by the end of the game tonight he and all his pals in the SEC will be celebrating.
“When Nick gets a touchdown…we may get to kissing. But most importantly, when they win – when the SEC wins a National Championship – Let’s just say this, Marjean gets a little lucky.”
This is possibly the doctor’s greatest call ever, so make sure you take a listen to his expert preview for tonight’s game.